Diaries from the pen of Hoax... aka 'the princess' x

15th January- I am happy, chilled, fat and spoilt. Life is good for this merlie girl! I need to sleep lots and am constantly hungry still but love being so adored. Even Daddy is all soft with me but he says not to tell anyone. I cant think that I really have ten/eleven days left- I'm gonna be huge! Have been waking Mommy lots throughout the night for loo breaks etc he he- I have her right under my paw ;-) Mummy took a photo so you can see my big fat belly and very fluffy coat! byeee xxx

13th January- Mum is driving me crazy, all she has me doing is laying on my back so she can feel my puppies wriggling and kicking. I am quite fat now and definately feeling pregnant- not surprising with under two weeks left til due date! I still enjoy my walks and can run real fast for a fat chick he he :) Mum says next week will be prep week, cleaning, discenfecting, building my plastic whelping box again etc. Hope shes ready to work hard, I want it all perfect please.

5th January- My vetbed has arrived for my whelping box... lilac! Think thats just about girlie enough for me... I liked the pink last time but mum says we all need change. I have also noticed that she is sneaking some funny white stuff in my bowl every night, she says its wormer and will help keep my babies well when they are born. I dont like it so always start my meals by eating round it... but then I am so hungry at the moment I end up eating it all anyway! We also have piles of newspapers, boxes of Mistral, pots of who knows what... Mum says we need to be prepared!!!

29th December- my waistline has gone! Not impressed as I kept thin a lot longer with my first litter. Mom went to an agility show yesterday and I had to stay at home. Not impressed as I am sure I could still work. I am feeling well but tire more easily than usual, my favorite thing at the moment is lying on the sofa with Mom in the evenings and having cuddles. Mum says I am breathing really heavily and laughs at me- ha I remember her pregnant- she was way worse! Anyway, apparently my pups are now fully devleoped miniature dogs- no wonder I am feeling full!

23rd December- so, I couldnt keep it secret from Mom any longer. She took me to a lady called Sam Wilkinson who rubbed some cold gel onto my belly and then put a funny machine on it, I didnt much like it but put up with it. There was a screen thing there and Sam pointed out four little black blobs- she says these are the babies in my belly! Mom, Jules and Neill all told me I was a good girl and let me travel on the back seat- I left mud and belly jelly all over Jules car... he he. Auntie Neill brought me a box of chicken McNuggets so I love her even more now. Mum says she has to start organising things a pregnant girlie needs lots of stuff! :-)

21st December- Sorry I havent updated in so long but mums computer has had a 'virus' I didnt see it sneezing so who knows what she is on about?!? Anyway i am very well but very cuddly at the moment and still trying to keep mum in the dark- her guess is as good as yours at the moment. Mum says she is taking me for a scan tomorrow- she hopes the lady can get through the snow to scan my belly. Watch this space guys!!!

5th December- Mum says if I am having puppies then the Blastosits or something will have implanted into the wall (what is she on about)? She also says the blasto whatevers are changing to embryos around now and has told me to take it easy... dont think I am gonna listen...

29th November- Mum came and collected me yesterday and I was very pleased to see her, we had a really long drive home and I was happy to see the rest of my pack, especially my baby from my last litter Detour- I spent a few minutes kissing him all over his face and mom got all soppy on us. Today I am missing Reef, he is such a gentleman but I think I will still bite his nose when I next see him. She says I am going to see a lady called Sam Wilkinson on the 22nd December to look for puppies in my belly- hows she gonna do that!?!

24th November- Lauren says I am a very good girl and that me and Reef should be having puppies! I loved having puppies so really can't wait- a whole litter of babies to spoil!

22nd November 2010- What an odd day, Mum took me off in the evening and when I got out the car there was another dog there so I barked at it a bit, we all went for a little walk and I realised the other dog was actually a rather handsome Collie , I think mum was laughing at me as I got a bit silly and flirty but I wasn't quite ready to let the handsome dog do too much. I think I am going to make him wine and dine me first. Mum let me go stay with Auntie Lauren for a few days in Devon. Although I think she was crying a bit when she waved me off. I don't care I have a new love and his name is Reef. I also have lots of fields to run in and make Reef chase me through. Mum says if I am 'nice' to him she will buy me some new presents... I do so love this control ha ha. Mum misses me a lot he he.